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My Paradise
She lives in a world so unaware
That awkward moment when you don’t understand what someone said, so you just laugh and hope it wasn’t a question
ALLL THE TIME
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Things you’ve learned in school:
Texting without looking:
Sleeping without getting caught:
And teamwork during test:
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When your parents came into your room to wake you up in such early morning.
They burst through the door like:
And you’re just like:
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When your sibling is suddenly nice to you…
And you’re like, “Who are you?!”;
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When your friends tell you who they like and you’re like
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How you act when you hear a dirty joke..
with your friends:
With your family:
With younger kids:
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The way your best friend knows when you are lying
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When the person you don’t like starts talking to you
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When you can’t find your homework inside your bag.
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“Hey, remember when you had a crush on-“
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When my parents walk by I stop scrolling
Tumblr can go from puppies to orgies any second.
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When your Mom won’t let you explain.
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Sometimes I pretend to die in front of my pet to see how they would react
Expectation:
Reality:
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When you get a higher score than the smartest person in class..
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